Aw, bless! Reminds me of the time, some years ago, when I was helping my maternal gran with the shopping. As we went down the tea and coffee aisle, I pointed out my favourite ones - you know, Darjeeling, Assam, Earl Grey etc. She nodded and said, "Oh, that's that foreign tea, isn't it?"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'