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Silly things you misunderstood about religion as a child
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RE: Silly things you misunderstood about religion as a child
I can't remember any really funny belief of my own.  But we sent my eldest to a Lutheran Preschool and she came home with some confused ideas due to the language in the King James Bible.  One afternoon she and her little sister were playing a game where she draped a over herself and chased her giggling sister.  I ask what she was and she said she was the Ghost of Egypt.  It took me a while to figure out that she had misunderstood "the host of Egypt."  Beware the Ghost of Egypt it tickles younger siblings.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Silly things you misunderstood about religion as a child - by Jenny A - September 17, 2015 at 8:02 pm

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