One morning a nun rolls out of bed and makes her way to the bathroom.
Partway there she encounters another nun who smiles and says, "someone got out of bed on the wrong side this morning!"
The first nun wonders about this but keeps on walking.
Not much further along another nun smiles at her and says, "Someone got out of bed on the wrong side this morning!"
The first nun continues walking, now a little annoyed by the whole thing.
To make it worse she runs into another dozen nuns who all say the same thing.
Thoroughly pissed off now, she runs into the mother superior coming out of the bathroom. Her superior smiles and starts to speak, but the nun interrupts her and says, "If you tell me I got out of bed on the wrong side this morning, I'm going to scream!"
The mother superior laughs and says, "I wasn't. I was merely going to ask you why you're wearing the bishop's shoes?"
Partway there she encounters another nun who smiles and says, "someone got out of bed on the wrong side this morning!"
The first nun wonders about this but keeps on walking.
Not much further along another nun smiles at her and says, "Someone got out of bed on the wrong side this morning!"
The first nun continues walking, now a little annoyed by the whole thing.
To make it worse she runs into another dozen nuns who all say the same thing.
Thoroughly pissed off now, she runs into the mother superior coming out of the bathroom. Her superior smiles and starts to speak, but the nun interrupts her and says, "If you tell me I got out of bed on the wrong side this morning, I'm going to scream!"
The mother superior laughs and says, "I wasn't. I was merely going to ask you why you're wearing the bishop's shoes?"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
