RE: Atheists: If God suddenly made his presence known... would you shit bricks?
November 16, 2010 at 9:57 am
I'd be delighted to have the chance to speak with God. I'd be a great honor, in fact. I'd take the opportunity to offer some constructive criticism.
"Thank You for this experience of life, God. It's a great universe overall but there are a few issues I'd like to bring to Your attention if You're open to ways to make it even better."
"My first request is on behalf of my female counterparts. Regarding the miracle of childbirth, could be make the female pelvis a little wider so the miracle isn't quite so painful and dangerous?"
"Walking upright was a great upgrade from previous models. There's just one problem. Now the entire upper body is supported by a narrow column of bone. It's flexible so its not entirely a bad design but could we find a way to reinforce it to allow for a bit of excess capacity. It'll lead to fewer back problems later in the human's life."
"Oh, and while You're here, could you set all the religious nuts straight? Some of them are actually killing in Your name. Others are raising money off the poor and gullible in exchange for promises in Your name. Too many are standing in the way of intellectual progress and the application of Your Gift of Reason."
"Thank You for this experience of life, God. It's a great universe overall but there are a few issues I'd like to bring to Your attention if You're open to ways to make it even better."
"My first request is on behalf of my female counterparts. Regarding the miracle of childbirth, could be make the female pelvis a little wider so the miracle isn't quite so painful and dangerous?"
"Walking upright was a great upgrade from previous models. There's just one problem. Now the entire upper body is supported by a narrow column of bone. It's flexible so its not entirely a bad design but could we find a way to reinforce it to allow for a bit of excess capacity. It'll lead to fewer back problems later in the human's life."
"Oh, and while You're here, could you set all the religious nuts straight? Some of them are actually killing in Your name. Others are raising money off the poor and gullible in exchange for promises in Your name. Too many are standing in the way of intellectual progress and the application of Your Gift of Reason."
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
