RE: Atheists: If God suddenly made his presence known... would you shit bricks?
November 16, 2010 at 8:49 pm
I would start preparing a list of questions to ask him, her or it.
1. Why didn't you just make it more obvious instead of sending braying donkeys to "prove" you're real?
2. Please explain the situation in Africa to me and I don't want to hear any excuses, asshole.
3. Genocides? You must take really long vacations, right? Be honest if you just don't give a shit. Either way, you're an asshole.
Etc.
I would certainly be surprised. That many crazy people being right has got to be a record of some sort. I don't think I would "shit bricks." It be more like, "I didn't see that coming." or "Oh, a new species. We should look for more specimens."
1. Why didn't you just make it more obvious instead of sending braying donkeys to "prove" you're real?
2. Please explain the situation in Africa to me and I don't want to hear any excuses, asshole.
3. Genocides? You must take really long vacations, right? Be honest if you just don't give a shit. Either way, you're an asshole.
Etc.
I would certainly be surprised. That many crazy people being right has got to be a record of some sort. I don't think I would "shit bricks." It be more like, "I didn't see that coming." or "Oh, a new species. We should look for more specimens."
