A man applied for a job at the Texas Tornado Observation Commission. The position paid well, but you had to be willing to travel.
On his cover latter he told the interviewer to only call him after five thirty because he’s self-employed and his boss doesn’t know he’s looking for a new job.
Then he went down to Brooks Bros, to get a nice suit because he wanted to look nice for the interview, but when he got to the cash register he realized that he didn’t have any money in his account because his bank had put a stop payment on his reality check. He was expecting some money from an insurance company, but they denied his claims for damages caused by an act of God because they knew he was an atheist.
So in desperation, he broke into the police station and stole all the toilet sears hoping to sell them. He got away with it because investigators looking into the crime had nothing to go on.
His friends told him, “Man, if you want a good job, you have to be smarter than that.” So he went out and bought a six pack of beer because his name is Buddy and he read somewhere that beer makes Bud wiser.
So in this condition he went to the job interview at the Texas Tornado Observation commission. I forgot the rest of the story. I hear it’s just a lot of wind.
On his cover latter he told the interviewer to only call him after five thirty because he’s self-employed and his boss doesn’t know he’s looking for a new job.
Then he went down to Brooks Bros, to get a nice suit because he wanted to look nice for the interview, but when he got to the cash register he realized that he didn’t have any money in his account because his bank had put a stop payment on his reality check. He was expecting some money from an insurance company, but they denied his claims for damages caused by an act of God because they knew he was an atheist.
So in desperation, he broke into the police station and stole all the toilet sears hoping to sell them. He got away with it because investigators looking into the crime had nothing to go on.
His friends told him, “Man, if you want a good job, you have to be smarter than that.” So he went out and bought a six pack of beer because his name is Buddy and he read somewhere that beer makes Bud wiser.
So in this condition he went to the job interview at the Texas Tornado Observation commission. I forgot the rest of the story. I hear it’s just a lot of wind.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.