In other news: Dracula put in charge of the Blood Transfusion Service, Freddie Krueger becomes a sleep counsellor and Rolf Harris chosen to head up Operation Yewtree.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
