RE: Atheists: If God suddenly made his presence known... would you shit bricks?
November 18, 2010 at 7:27 pm
(November 16, 2010 at 9:28 am)Loki_999 Wrote: Got accused in my thread about if god was real why should we worship him, that the question was loaded. :-(
So, here is a question loaded in the other direction relating to a real living god.
The theists can join in quite happily here and explain why we should be shitting bricks.
If God revealed Himself, I guess I'd just have to face facts.... wait, I already believe in God. Oh, so if God just showed up all of the sudden the real question is, what are we going to do to hang out? I want to start by flying, OH!, and I'm super jealous that Peter got to walk on water, I want to do that too. Also, I want to fight Mecha-Godzilla. Also, I want to know where the "world's best pie" really is and eat it. Then I want to go to that all-you-can-eat buffet at the Wynn, but never get full. Also, I'd want to show up at a big conference where there's a debate going between Richard Dawkins and a creationist, and be like, "thanks creationist guy, but I think we should let Jesus take it from here." Then see someone try and debate against Omniscient God. Not that I'm hating on my friend Dawkins, but I just really like seeing incredibly one-sided debates. I like to go away feeling like there was a real, clear winner. (And keep in mind that in this scenario Dawkins would be arguing against the existence of someone who's physically in the same room as him.) Hmm... what next, OH!, I've always wanted to be able to run at mach 3 and shoot explosions out of my fists. At the end of the day I'd want us to make up our own secret handshake, then we go catch laser Floyd at the planetarium. Best. Day. EVER.
