If God were a woman, the Hebrews never would have massacred the Amalekites. The Hebrews would have sat them down and said things like, 'When we tell you we have a problem, we don't want you to fix it, we want you to understand it' until the Amalekites, burdened with undeserved grief, stormed off and took the Canaanites out for drinks.
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax