Help Me Understand, part duex

[SofaKingHigh]

Bones/Fossils, if your going to indulge in semantics, what the fuck is a bone "perserve?"  You knew damn well what I meant.

So.. Mr. Science needs Mr. religion to explain the difference between a preserved bone and a fossil? You know by not knowing that their is a difference between a preserved bone and a fossilized bone, everything you conclude that is based on the age of a given bone is now in question...

A preserved bone is actual 100% bone material that has been kept from decay.

A fossilized bone is when minerals from the surrounding substrate leach into the bone fortifying or even replacing the bone material completely, turning the sample into a bone/mineral hybrid. Fossilized bones are much harder to date, that is why their are such big swings/Date ranges when ever a fossil is found

Now, as it seems my point has totally flown over your empty head, I shall attempt to slow it down.

I love it when you guys make such critical errors and don't even know it. whats even better is when your arrogant about your own stupidity.   Well done sir, well done. My only wish is that you remain obstinate about what you understand even after I serve you up some crow to eat.

Adam and Eve supposedly were the first Human beings on Earth.  They were here 6,000 years ago.  We have found Human fossils (just for you) that are over 100,000 years old.

Ah... No.
Adam and Eve were expelled from the garden 6000 years ago.. we have no record of how long they were in the Garden. We know by Genesis 2 that the garden was complete long before the earth was completely formed, we also know the Garden was a picture of what the world looked like at the time of the fall, but again we have no idea how long the Garden existed with Adam and Eve living immortally in it with God. It could have been a week month, a year or even 5 billion years or maybe even a bazillion years. (truly who cares)
So where do we get 6000 years? if we count back the number of generations from Christ to Adam and add 2000 from now to Christ. But seeings how A&E did not have children in the garden, the most accurate thing we can say is it's been 6000 years since the exodus from the Garden. Because again counting back from Christ to Adam was 4000 years (supposedly, I've never actually counted)

Are you getting there Drichy?  Has that big ol' penny dropped yet?

you tell me sport. Your the noob with his foot in his mouth right now. Do you get it? Do you get the garden was a protected preserve that COULD have housed Adam and Eve the 5 billion years 'science' says Evolution took place? and upon the fall of man and his explusion the world outside the garden had time to 'evolve' to the point that Adam and his decendents would have been compatible with the food sources and people? Or do you need further explaination?

How are we finding remains that are 94,000 years older than the first Humans who supposedly set foot on Earth?

Adam was the first man made in the image of God (Which means he was the first man with a soul.) and Adam existed long before Monkey/man 'evolved.' So technically again he was the first man. That said.. Nothing in the bible says Adam was the only Man. In fact it would suggest otherwise. For instance where did the city of Nod Cain was banished to come from? A city then and now is not based on buildings but a given population in a region/community. Who were the people that Adam and Eve's Children marry? The bible makes no claims of incest, it seems to assume that we know that what went on in the garden was not a picture of what was going on outside it's boarders. As Genesis 1,2& 3 focous on the goings on in the garden Anything like say IDK EVOLUTION could have happened outside of it!

Now, take your time.  Make sure you read this, then re-read it, re-read it again and maybe get an adult to read it back to you before replying.

I don't ask simple questions because I don't understand what you maybe saying. What I'm doing is making you commit to your broken logic, and reasoning. so when I begin to up root and proceed to break your fundamental (3rd grade sunday school) understanding of Christian origins and how the relate to 'science' you have no where to go when I start force feeding your ignorance back to you.
One more simple question sport:


Do you like apples??

You believe in Adam and Eve and have just used the insult "noob."

Are you 14?