(October 1, 2015 at 10:15 am)Pandæmonium Wrote:(October 1, 2015 at 10:14 am)Crossless1 Wrote: Christians love their Jesus-turned-my-life-around stories. They eat that shit like candy. Bieber might be positioning himself for a second career like Kirk Cameron.
Oh Jesus. Beiber and Christian Rock?
Can you imagine?
Danté will need an additional circle.
Of course I can imagine it. Where else could a talentless hack addicted to mindless fan adulation find a ready market? If it happens, I sincerely hope that he hooks up with Ray Comfort. I keep imagining a large Andy Warhol banana, shamelessly ripped off from the Velvet Underground's debut album cover, on a jumbo screen at some born-again wankfest, with Comfort introducing Bieber after a few salutary remarks about how ridiculous evolution is.