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Stress Management Advice
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RE: Stress Management Advice
(October 3, 2015 at 2:56 pm)Pyrrho Wrote:
(October 3, 2015 at 1:29 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: or, if it is an annoying person instead of a glass of water, do like I do; stab them in the throat with a rusty screwdriver

Do you prefer a philips or slot screwdriver?  Or a more exotic type?  And what size do you recommend?  And must it be rusty?  Mine tend to be stainless steel and have no rust on them.  Do I need to get another screwdriver for this?  After all, I want to do it right.  I want my stress to be properly relieved.

I tend to use a regular flat blade, but if there is a Torx driver around, those are the most satisfying to drive home as they make a much larger ragged edged wound.
It's also fun to pretend they have neck bolts and going through the motions of tightening them will put the funniest look on their faces as they try to figure out what I'm doing in the last seconds of their life.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Messages In This Thread
Stress Management Advice - by Edwardo Piet - October 3, 2015 at 11:21 am
RE: Stress Management Advice - by vorlon13 - October 3, 2015 at 1:29 pm
RE: Stress Management Advice - by Crossless1 - October 3, 2015 at 1:42 pm
RE: Stress Management Advice - by Pyrrho - October 3, 2015 at 2:56 pm
RE: Stress Management Advice - by vorlon13 - October 3, 2015 at 4:40 pm
RE: Stress Management Advice - by Edwardo Piet - October 3, 2015 at 1:42 pm
RE: Stress Management Advice - by Edwardo Piet - October 3, 2015 at 1:43 pm
RE: Stress Management Advice - by Crossless1 - October 3, 2015 at 2:12 pm
RE: Stress Management Advice - by Edwardo Piet - October 3, 2015 at 2:57 pm
RE: Stress Management Advice - by Minimalist - October 3, 2015 at 3:04 pm
RE: Stress Management Advice - by Edwardo Piet - October 3, 2015 at 3:11 pm
RE: Stress Management Advice - by Chad32 - October 3, 2015 at 3:10 pm

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