Quote:But how many uses does a gun have? You can't slice cheese with a gun, or cut a piece of cord to the proper length, or debone a chicken or shave a bit of wood off that annoyingly squeaky door
But, but, Ted Cruz used one to cook bacon.
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How much more 'murrican can you get than machine guns and bacon?