RE: Who is the assholiest Theist you've met in REAL LIFE?
October 5, 2015 at 1:59 pm
(This post was last modified: October 5, 2015 at 2:36 pm by bambi_swag.)
(October 5, 2015 at 9:18 am)mh.brewer Wrote:Not really. I just want to see the world through your eyes and how you view us for a change from the old "go out and convert ye Heathen nations, and then judge the crap of them" routine of mine [emoji122] [emoji41] [emoji48](October 5, 2015 at 2:04 am)bambi_swag Wrote: I think there are some details of me you guys should be aware of because I notice that a lot of your "theistic encounters" include some of my characteristics:
**I'm a Creationist, anti-abortion pro-life, anti-homosex, Republican, right-wing, FOX news lovin, anti-femenist, anti-communist, anti-mass-immagration, capitalist, anti-communist, ultra conservative, Jesus obsessed lad who gets dropped off into town twice a month and street preaches on the sidewalk about mostly "Repentance, Hell, Salvation" and distributes Jesus tracts. In addition, I've been called on many times by people who told me I was judgemental and a "westboro" wannabe.**
But the best part is that I live in India at the moment and not the UK, so you don't have to worry about encountering me.
So sorry for ruining my rep in front of you guys. But all the same, I do pray that you guys go into heaven and live a good life though and blah blah blah
Wow. All of that in one package. Sounds like you got all the bases covered, at least the main ones. And doubled down on the anti communist, they must be a real threat.
Who drops you off in town?
Are us heathens going to become your special project? (oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, .......)
My uncle, another wannabe Westboro, drops me off since I can't really walk or drive.
Quote:Parkers Tan:*Religious crap warningning*
... and I hope you eventually find a life that has, you know, meaning.
I mean, what sort of omnipotent being needs a fucking sales man? And is that your highest aim, to be a shill for an absentee?
No dude, I love to live this way. I find meaning in serving my Lord this way. About your omnipotent question, yeah God is Omnipotent, its just that I am his instrument for some of that potence at work.
(October 5, 2015 at 9:30 am)houseofcantor Wrote:Unfortunately, Saint Peter locks the Pearly Gates at 7 and since you look a little like a lesbian I doubt you'll be able to convince him to let you in. [emoji17](October 5, 2015 at 2:04 am)bambi_swag Wrote: But all the same, I do pray that you guys go into heaven and live a good life though and blah blah blah
I suppose then that I know whose ass to kick if I end up there. [emoji14]
As a retarded homophobic redneck once said: "Saint Peter don't like no Lesbies, so git your gay ass to hell". [emoji133] [emoji117] [emoji91] [emoji50]