Among the idiotic statements my governor, Bobby Jindal, excreted:
Jindal wrapped up his complaints by taking an anachronistic swipe at liberals, who he said were apparently nostalgic for the 13th century.
“The shallow and simple minded liberals will continue to blame pieces of hardware for the problem, and they will long for the days before firearms were invented,” the candidate said.
I hereby challenge Jindal to meet me on the New Orleans levee by the 9th Ward at dusk. Dress all in black, Bobby. We'll cross blades and settle this once and for all. May the swiftest katana win!
No, I'm not nostalgic for the 13th Century, but it seems only fitting if I'm to duel someone whose mind is essentially stuck there. Guns wouldn't be fair. As often as he shoots off his mouth, he'd likely shoot himself in the foot or blow off his own dick. And we wouldn't want people to think that Louisiana's governor is an incompetent idiot.
Jindal wrapped up his complaints by taking an anachronistic swipe at liberals, who he said were apparently nostalgic for the 13th century.
“The shallow and simple minded liberals will continue to blame pieces of hardware for the problem, and they will long for the days before firearms were invented,” the candidate said.
I hereby challenge Jindal to meet me on the New Orleans levee by the 9th Ward at dusk. Dress all in black, Bobby. We'll cross blades and settle this once and for all. May the swiftest katana win!
No, I'm not nostalgic for the 13th Century, but it seems only fitting if I'm to duel someone whose mind is essentially stuck there. Guns wouldn't be fair. As often as he shoots off his mouth, he'd likely shoot himself in the foot or blow off his own dick. And we wouldn't want people to think that Louisiana's governor is an incompetent idiot.
