Pubic Hair Preferences (for men only)

[The Valkyrie]

I won't vote but I'll give my opinion: Hairless.

Some people complain that it makes a person look like an adolescent.

Only if that's the way you're determined to think about it.

In a discussion with a hyper-feminist friend of a friend, at a party I threw back in 2005, she made the assertion that men who liked their women to shave were actually pedophiles, because they wanted to "infantilize" their women to pre-pubescent form.

I pointed out in return that, by that definition, a woman who prefers a man to shave his face and/or chest was also a pedophile.

For some reason, she got very angry with me.

Awesome.

There's a Penn and Teller episode of Bullshit where some woman asserts that as well.

Idiot.