RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 9, 2015 at 2:31 pm
(This post was last modified: October 9, 2015 at 2:32 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
Poor Poor delusional daniel.
The holy book of pasta is the only way to the glorious afterlife of mansions, big screen tv's, strippers and an endless beer volcano.
Allow me to read from Ravioli 5:9 Cheesus, because he loves us, came to this earth. The holy book of pasta says he was FSM manifest in the flesh. FSM basically took on human form. He lived a sauceless life. He did not commit any no no's, and of course, they beat him, and spit on him, and boiled him.
For cheesus loved you he boiled for your sins Daniel, I as a devout pastafarian do not want you to boil for 50,000 years, Please for your immortal soul let FSM into your heart, he forgives all and isn't nearly as childish or malevolent as the other made up deities.
May his noodles reach you. -RAmen-
The holy book of pasta is the only way to the glorious afterlife of mansions, big screen tv's, strippers and an endless beer volcano.
Allow me to read from Ravioli 5:9 Cheesus, because he loves us, came to this earth. The holy book of pasta says he was FSM manifest in the flesh. FSM basically took on human form. He lived a sauceless life. He did not commit any no no's, and of course, they beat him, and spit on him, and boiled him.
For cheesus loved you he boiled for your sins Daniel, I as a devout pastafarian do not want you to boil for 50,000 years, Please for your immortal soul let FSM into your heart, he forgives all and isn't nearly as childish or malevolent as the other made up deities.
May his noodles reach you. -RAmen-
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
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