Bible way to Heaven

[Nay_Sayer]

you speak as much truth as the serpent in the garden of Eden

Genesis 2:16-17  And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat: But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

Genesis 3:4-5  And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

Genesis 3:6 When the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was a delight to the eyes, and that the tree was desirable to make one wise, she took from its fruit and ate; and she gave also to her husband with her, and he ate.

Sooo, did they die on that day?

Did they f***...

Genesis 3:7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.

In other words - the serpent told the truth, your god is a liar and so are you.

BOOOO-YAAA! Christian biaaatch got schooled!

You're just interpreting it wrong, You know you're doing it right if your head hurts from mental gymnastics to make it, make sense.

FSM would never be so dumb as to make a perfect eden and place the no no tree in said eden.