Bible way to Heaven

[The Valkyrie]

"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good." Psalm 14:1

The whiny loser has said to himself there is no Odin and is secretly serving Loki, whether he knows it or not. 

Beccs: 1:1

You know, hearts don't talk, right?  Take it from someone who knows.

Tell you what: when you have done anything near what many atheists have done to help others (prayer doesn't count as "helping") then you can come and judge us.