(October 13, 2015 at 6:26 pm)Beccs Wrote:(October 13, 2015 at 6:11 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I see where I went wrong. Let me rephrase...
I don't receive anal on a first date. But my date fucken better had.
Except on Friday nights, when you call yourself "Marjorie", right?
That wasn't me! It was... my identical twin, Your Honour. I mean...
Hey, everyone, look at that very interesting thing over there!
*frantically pushes big red ejector seat button. Nothing happens*
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'