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An important dressing question
September 4, 2021 at 9:53 pm
(This post was last modified: September 4, 2021 at 9:53 pm by Foxaèr.)
When getting dressed, which goes on first?
This is a matter of contention between me and the boo. He thinks underwear goes on first while I always put my socks on first.
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RE: An important dressing question
September 4, 2021 at 9:54 pm
....shorts then shirt, everything else is deviant in any other order.
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RE: An important dressing question
September 4, 2021 at 9:55 pm
Glasses.
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RE: An important dressing question
September 4, 2021 at 9:59 pm
(September 4, 2021 at 9:53 pm)Foxaire Wrote: When getting dressed, which goes on first?
This is a matter of contention between me and the boo. He thinks underwear goes on first while I always put my socks on first.
I guess that it all depends on what the next step is in your sexual escapades. Bending over to put on socks, or putting on your socks, while on your back? Shit, I'm cis and can figure that one out!
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RE: An important dressing question
September 4, 2021 at 10:28 pm
I hate socks, except when it is cold. Sandals with pants makes me feel odd, and so it's either shorts or a skirt.
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RE: An important dressing question
September 5, 2021 at 5:07 am
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1. Drawers
2. Socks
3. Trousies
4. Undershirt
5. Shirt
6. Shoes
7. Any weather-appropriate gear.
8. Utility belt.
9. Cape.
10. Cowl.
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RE: An important dressing question
September 5, 2021 at 6:59 am
The only time you have a problem is when you put on your shoes and socks........
In that order....
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RE: An important dressing question
September 5, 2021 at 7:07 am
And of course the vital question is, does it go ‘sock, shoe, sock shoe’ or ‘sock, sock, shoe, shoe’?
Being radically pro-choice, I support the right of people to don their footwear in either order, according to their conscience and moral outlook.
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RE: An important dressing question
September 5, 2021 at 7:11 am
Except the wimmens.
They need to be kept barefoot and pregnant.
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