omg, I never knew! I was cleaning the toaster too often! It seems that the crumbs underneath the toaster act as antennas (or maybe it's the ants heading for the crumbs, they have antennas) for the glorious vibrations that a toaster can channel! Do you think it's because bread crumbs are made out of the same glorious elements as the great and all-powerful FSM?? That's possible. The FSM could have sent the vibrations via his glorious angels - that must be it - Oh, I feel amazing! Who knew?
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
