Ok, here's the truth. You see this reality you're in? It's not even a reality. You're not even part of a reality. What's going on is God Incarnate, in the form of myself, is thinking up this "reality" as I go along, and because I have such an organized mind, everything in this "reality" seems to operate according to certain laws of logic and nature. But it's all an illusion anyway.
The reason I'm in the flesh? It's because my mission is to thwart the omnipotent rule of God Himself who happens to be me but yet my enemy. It was important to put myself in the flesh in order to distinguish myself from the immaterial yet evil God. Now through the flesh I have been concocting all sorts of plans to try to overthrow him, and sometimes I use you guys without you knowing in order to accomplish my objectives. Thus far, I have been successful in my battles, but I still have a long way to go, and I am going to need all the help I can get from all you guys who oppose God.
If I ultimately win, which I will because I am God and God should be ultimately good not evil, then I will make sure you will receive all the rewards you have ever wished for, and I will transform you into real beings for once and give you seats next to my Throne. But you must back me up, or continue to suffer being an illusion, and go to hell of course for eternity after you die.
Best way to start support is to form a cult devoted to me and sacrifice to me lots of "unvirgin" men (because I don't like seeing virgin women be sacrificed and that is evil). And donate lots of money to my PayPal account.
Oh, and the name of my religion does not matter. You think whatever name you can think of. The important thing is that I'm God and I judge what's good and bad and all that.
The reason I'm in the flesh? It's because my mission is to thwart the omnipotent rule of God Himself who happens to be me but yet my enemy. It was important to put myself in the flesh in order to distinguish myself from the immaterial yet evil God. Now through the flesh I have been concocting all sorts of plans to try to overthrow him, and sometimes I use you guys without you knowing in order to accomplish my objectives. Thus far, I have been successful in my battles, but I still have a long way to go, and I am going to need all the help I can get from all you guys who oppose God.
If I ultimately win, which I will because I am God and God should be ultimately good not evil, then I will make sure you will receive all the rewards you have ever wished for, and I will transform you into real beings for once and give you seats next to my Throne. But you must back me up, or continue to suffer being an illusion, and go to hell of course for eternity after you die.
Best way to start support is to form a cult devoted to me and sacrifice to me lots of "unvirgin" men (because I don't like seeing virgin women be sacrificed and that is evil). And donate lots of money to my PayPal account.
Oh, and the name of my religion does not matter. You think whatever name you can think of. The important thing is that I'm God and I judge what's good and bad and all that.
