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Hideously Complex Challenge For Christians.
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Hideously Complex Challenge For Christians.
Please explain, in 80 000 words or less, why the God of Abraham is such a complete and total wanker.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Hideously Complex Challenge For Christians.
.00000
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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I would have said 'twat', but wanker is pretty close.


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RE: Hideously Complex Challenge For Christians.
I was going to use the word 'cuntflake', but not everyone gets that.

Boru
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Hideously Complex Challenge For Christians.
(January 9, 2015 at 8:47 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was going to use the word 'cuntflake', but not everyone gets that.

Boru

I didn't know what that was so I looked it up.
Quote:cunt flake
dried cunt scabs that have loosened from their original home, creating flakey residue. often found in ladies panties.

not to be confused with frosted flakes, which is a delicious cereal.
tina put some underwear on, you're dropping cunt flakes all over my new carpet
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RE: Hideously Complex Challenge For Christians.
(January 9, 2015 at 8:47 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was going to use the word 'cuntflake', but not everyone gets that.

Boru

There are online dictionaries.
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RE: Hideously Complex Challenge For Christians.
(January 9, 2015 at 8:33 pm)Godschild Wrote: .00000

Thank you GC, you have finally managed to encapsulate every apologist argument ever.
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What I'm concerned with is why he didn't even try to hide it in his own book.
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(January 9, 2015 at 8:33 pm)Godschild Wrote: My IQ is .00000

Fixed for truthiness.

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RE: Hideously Complex Challenge For Christians.
He is the first unwanked wanker, your question is invalid.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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