(October 14, 2015 at 10:24 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: The only alternative to growing old is dying young. If you are still young, you can choose that alternative if you prefer it. However, you will need to be careful about it, as trying, but failing, to kill yourself can make things much, much worse.
Pfft. Fountain of youth. Hellooooooo. Duh
I am 612 years old.