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John Oliver on Fake Quotes
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 Quote:God, I’ve had the worst itch right at the top of my ass for like three days. Are you writing? Don’t write that. We’re not doing quotes yet. 
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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John Oliver on Fake Quotes - by Minimalist - October 19, 2015 at 11:08 pm
RE: John Oliver on Fake Quotes - by Cyberman - October 19, 2015 at 11:25 pm
RE: John Oliver on Fake Quotes - by Minimalist - October 19, 2015 at 11:56 pm
RE: John Oliver on Fake Quotes - by Athene - October 20, 2015 at 12:58 am
RE: John Oliver on Fake Quotes - by Losty - October 20, 2015 at 1:04 am
RE: John Oliver on Fake Quotes - by Losty - October 20, 2015 at 1:07 am
RE: John Oliver on Fake Quotes - by Cyberman - October 20, 2015 at 10:30 am
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