Blast you Statler for uncovering the lies of science. Our seceret conspiracy to defraud the world and lead everyone to Satan has been uncovered by your brilliant research. Quick everyone lets get back into our lizard bodies and return in our spaceship to Alpha Centuri, where we came from. We can shine the torches like we did only a few thousand years ago to fool Statler and everyone else that light came from stars millions of years ago. We've been rumbled by him though. Christianity wins and Alien Lizard Devil Worshippers lose. Someone put a few more fossils in the rocks before we go though, just for fun.
"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence"...Doug McLeod.