"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"A doctor."
"And why's that?"
"Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill."
"A doctor."
"And why's that?"
"Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"