I was driving down a street and accidentally hit another car.
A dwarf climbed out, looked at the damage and said, "I'm not happy!"
I replied, "Which one are you then?"
A dwarf climbed out, looked at the damage and said, "I'm not happy!"
I replied, "Which one are you then?"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"