A Broncos fan, a Chiefs fan and a Raiders fan are all taking lunch on the 44th floor. The Broncos fan opens his lunch, sighs and complains, "Every day it's the same old thing, beef tips and noodles. I'm sooooo sick of beef tips and noodles I could jump out the window." The Chiefs fan opens his lunch, sighs and complains, "Every day it's the same old thing, Chicken noodle soup. I'm sooooo sick of chicken noodle soup I could jump out the window." The Raiders fan opens his lunch, sighs and complains, "Every day it's the same old thing, Spaghettios. I'm sooooo sick of Spaghettios I could jump out the window too."
So, the next day they're having lunch again. The Broncos fan opens his lunch, stares down in disbelief, then runs and jumps out the window. The Chiefs fan opens his lunch, stares down in disbelief, then runs and jumps out the window. Then the Raiders fan opens his lunch, stares down in disbelief, then runs and jumps out the window.
After the wives are called in to be told of the tragedy, the Broncos fan's wife says "If only he'd told me. I would have made him something else." The Chief fan's wife exclaims "Exactly, why couldn't they tell us?" They look at the Raider fan's wife and she says " Hey, don't look at me. That asshole always packed his own lunch."
So, the next day they're having lunch again. The Broncos fan opens his lunch, stares down in disbelief, then runs and jumps out the window. The Chiefs fan opens his lunch, stares down in disbelief, then runs and jumps out the window. Then the Raiders fan opens his lunch, stares down in disbelief, then runs and jumps out the window.
After the wives are called in to be told of the tragedy, the Broncos fan's wife says "If only he'd told me. I would have made him something else." The Chief fan's wife exclaims "Exactly, why couldn't they tell us?" They look at the Raider fan's wife and she says " Hey, don't look at me. That asshole always packed his own lunch."
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