I'm on my way to getting a mansion, apparently. "6 Months, 4 Weeks, 1 Day, 6 Hours, 36 Minutes, 34 Seconds" or thereabouts. Sounds a lot, but spread over five years - four years actually posting - I'm not at home as much as you might think. Probably equivalent to Shrub Bush in his first term.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'