(October 21, 2015 at 12:49 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote:(October 21, 2015 at 10:41 am)robvalue Wrote: And all good parents have to punish their children for things they set up to happen, which they knew would happen. And they have to punish all their offspring too, forever, and hold their eternal happiness hostage in order to obtain blind obedience.
Well, to be honest, and I probably shouldn't admit this online, whenever my son misbehaved, a good spell in the oven at 550°F set him straight forthwith.
When my son was just old enough to know what disobeying Dad was, and after I had told him repeatedly not to play in the cat's litter box, I awoke one morning to find kitty litter and cat shit strewn everywhere. My son just stood there, looking at me and laughing. He never did express contrition.
Needless to say, my righteous wrath was kindled, and I've been torturing the little son of a bitch ever since, with no end in sight.
All out of love, of course.
