I do it the old-school way, by not having a life and writing my best posts by passing out from exhaustion and mashing my face against the keyboard.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'