When did the creation take place?

[Zen Badger]

Nothing could make that pile of shit a good story.

That's not true, Jesus could be a violent schizophrenic homosexual who is struggling to live up to the expectations of his father who is a genuine asshole and who is also him. Jesus has issues with his physical dad Joseph who continues to try and convince Jesus that he is actually his father and that Jesus' gay lover John the Baptist is bad news, but the Schizophrenic part of Jesus thinks he is his own father and his lover John continues to support this conclusion, as does Jesus' bat-shit mother who is likely a cheater but told Joseph she didn't sleep around. There are also suggestions throughout that Jesus is actually the son of god though these remain unconfirmed.

That would be a fucking awesome story.

That's actually a better story than what's in the bible