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Creationist arguments thread
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RE: Creationist arguments thread
Not a CREATIONIST arguement but this just posted at the raytractors blog:

Christianity:
The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense
'How can you say, "We are wise, for we have the law of the LORD," when actually the lying pen of the scribes has handled it falsely? Jer 8:8
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
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Creationist arguments thread - by Brick-top - August 25, 2008 at 3:34 pm
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by Tiberius - August 25, 2008 at 3:38 pm
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by Jason Jarred - August 25, 2008 at 7:15 pm
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by Tiberius - August 25, 2008 at 7:39 pm
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by Akula - August 25, 2008 at 10:53 pm
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by Jason Jarred - August 26, 2008 at 12:12 am
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by BettyValentine - August 26, 2008 at 5:38 am
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by Brick-top - August 26, 2008 at 7:54 am
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by StewartP - August 26, 2008 at 10:39 am
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by Brick-top - August 26, 2008 at 4:57 pm
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by Akula - August 27, 2008 at 8:56 pm
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by StewartP - August 28, 2008 at 4:52 am
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by Meatball - August 26, 2008 at 1:33 pm
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by Darwinian - August 26, 2008 at 1:40 pm
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by Brick-top - August 28, 2008 at 9:00 am
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by Tiberius - August 26, 2008 at 2:29 pm
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by StewartP - August 26, 2008 at 3:28 pm
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by Pete - September 1, 2008 at 5:46 pm
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by Brick-top - September 2, 2008 at 1:03 pm
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by StewartP - September 2, 2008 at 1:12 pm
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by Brick-top - September 2, 2008 at 1:18 pm
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by Edwardo Piet - September 22, 2008 at 7:32 am
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by Meatball - September 22, 2008 at 11:29 pm
RE: Creationist arguments thread - by Jason Jarred - September 23, 2008 at 7:37 pm

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