I think something along the lines of this exchange from Red Dwarf, after Lister found out he was the god of the cats:
Cat: Turn this [breakfast] into a woman.
Lister: I'm serious!
Cat: So am I!
Cat: Turn this [breakfast] into a woman.
Lister: I'm serious!
Cat: So am I!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'