RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
October 30, 2015 at 9:05 pm
(This post was last modified: October 30, 2015 at 9:06 pm by IATIA.)
(October 30, 2015 at 8:41 pm)MysticKnight Wrote:(October 30, 2015 at 8:19 pm)Rhythm Wrote: He doesn't hand you truth, he makes you work for it.......what kind of lazy religion is it that you follow, again?
Blah, blah, blah. All your posts lately are nothing short of proselytization. You are getting really boring. How do you know that you have the right book, the right god and that Satan is not the real god? Little voices in your head? Yeah, that is sane.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Wrote:INVISIBLE BUFFY: Hello, Mrs. Kroger.
Cut to inside. A typical office setting. Phones ringing, people walking around. Pan down the hall to reveal Ms. Kroger sitting at her desk in a cubicle area. Another woman is working nearby.
Ms. Kroger is looking at some paperwork on her desk. She reaches over to pick up a coffee mug, takes a sip, puts the mug down next to her right hand. Takes a pen from a container and makes a note on the papers, reaches for the coffee mug again. But the mug is gone.
MS. KROGER: (confused) What - Where's my...
She turns to find the mug sitting on the desk by her left hand. She gives a nervous laugh. The coworker turns to look at her.
MS. KROGER: (joking) Losing my mind.
She picks up the mug, takes a sip, puts it down on her right again. Turns to the left to pick up some more papers. Turns back and the mug is gone again.
She gives a frustrated sigh.
MS. KROGER: (annoyed) Okay, who's the-
She turns and finds the mug sitting on top of her computer monitor. As she reaches for it, it floats up into the air and dances around a little.
INVISIBLE BUFFY: (softly) Kill, kill, kill!
MS. KROGER: What?
The coworker looks over in confusion.
COWORKER: I didn't say anything.
MS. KROGER: Not you! The mug, it's-
The mug is gone again. She stops, looks around. The mug is back in its original spot on her right.
MS. KROGER: But I ... I heard something.
She pokes the mug nervously.
INVISIBLE BUFFY: Kill, Doris. Kill everybody.
Ms. Kroger looks shocked, pushes her chair back and stands up.
INVISIBLE BUFFY: You know you want to.
MS. KROGER: (yelling at the mug) Shut up, shut up, just shut up!
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy