RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
October 31, 2015 at 3:44 am
(This post was last modified: October 31, 2015 at 3:46 am by Alex K.)
(October 30, 2015 at 11:10 pm)Chuck Wrote:(October 30, 2015 at 10:09 pm):)XD Wrote: So this asshole is trying to covert me to Islam. So I asked him if Allah loves his worshipers so much, how come muslims are able to suffer from pain and agony? His response was Allah was testing their faith and when they die they will be granted a paradise free from suffering in the afterlife -_-. How do I respond?
Tell him the spaghetti monster will turn Allah into pasta and boil Allah until it is el dental, and then add him along with any other Muslims found loitering in Muslim heaven as seasoning for consumption during the pastafarian banquette at the end of time.
El Dental, is that the feared Mexican mobster dentist played by Trejo?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
