Are there animals in heaven?

[Homeless Nutter]

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Isaiah 11
6 The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.
7 And the cow and the bear shall feed; their young ones shall lie down together: and the lion shall eat straw like the ox.
8 And the sucking child shall play on the hole of the asp, and the weaned child shall put his hand on the cockatrice' den.
9 They shall not hurt nor destroy in all my holy mountain: for the earth shall be full of the knowledge of the Lord, as the waters cover the sea.

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Isa 11
6 “The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb,
The leopard shall lie down with the young goat,
The calf and the young lion and the fatling together;
And a little child shall lead them.
7 The cow and the bear shall graze;
Their young ones shall lie down together;
And the lion shall eat straw like the ox.
8 The nursing child shall play by the cobra’s hole,
And the weaned child shall put his hand in the viper’s den.
9 They shall not hurt nor destroy in all My holy mountain,
For the earth shall be full of the knowledge of the Lord
As the waters cover the sea.

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Mhmmm... That's cute. But what about all those creatures, that neither your omniscient god, nor the goat-herding authors of the bible knew even existed? Will there be salmonella in heaven? What about flu virus? Toxoplasmosis? Ecoli? Amoebas? What about tape-worms and dust-mites? Will they all also be eating f-ing grass?

And what's going to happen with all that animal sh*t, which will be plentiful, due to high-fiber diet of yummy, yummy grass. Ever been to a dairy farm? Will things rot in paradise? Or will god just use magic, or angels, or whatever to deal with the sanitation issues? Or maybe christians just like the idea of spending eternity in sh*t?

That heaven of yours is quickly becoming somewhat less glamorous...