RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
November 5, 2015 at 10:35 am
Oooh, I know!
Just keep a jar of bacon bits handy, and then next time he tries to talk to you about Allah, just munch on bacon the whole time he's talking to you. Like, the whole time. Just stare at him and continue munching the bacon. Maybe look a little disgruntled, but don't say anything. Just eat the bacon and glare. Even when he stops talking.
Just keep a jar of bacon bits handy, and then next time he tries to talk to you about Allah, just munch on bacon the whole time he's talking to you. Like, the whole time. Just stare at him and continue munching the bacon. Maybe look a little disgruntled, but don't say anything. Just eat the bacon and glare. Even when he stops talking.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
