RE: Atheism. The UNscientific belief (part two)
November 9, 2015 at 10:51 pm
(This post was last modified: November 9, 2015 at 10:51 pm by Homeless Nutter.)
(November 9, 2015 at 1:48 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Enrico, the woo master. Must be painful to keep pulling bricks out of one's ass... sideways.
That's why hindus practice yoga - the ancient and arcane art of stretching. I'll bet Rik could casually fart out a cinderblock, without breaking a sweat, by now.
Ever wondered why yogis tend to sit on rugs, or naked ground rather than on chairs? Is it only because making furniture is hard work, requiring at least some basic understanding of physics? Is it because they're reluctant to use underwear, or toilet paper, making it impractical to sit on anything that can't be easily hosed down? Or is it in fact largely because their rectums are so loose, that most chairs, stools, or ottomans would just slide right in and disappear, with a satisfying slurping noise?... Yeah, I like that - I'm going to think that.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw