I've never seen you speaking out against the atrocities in the Middle East, so by your own petard you must agree with them, you inhuman bastard.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'