Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas".

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Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas".

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RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas".

November 10, 2015 at 1:34 pm (This post was last modified: November 10, 2015 at 1:36 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)

I can confirm that it's true. I have ordered the 31st Starbucks Division to deliver a flanking attack with its Printshop Brigade in order to loosen the Christian grip on Hill 457 with its crucial terrain feature, Nativity Gulch. They are receiving air support from the 355th MSNBC Squadron. We anticipate full control of Nativity Gulch within the next 48 hours, and are hopeful of capturing the Christian commander there, said to be General Joseph.

Onward, atheist soldiers!

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Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Aroura - November 10, 2015 at 3:30 am

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by TheRocketSurgeon - November 10, 2015 at 3:49 am

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by robvalue - November 10, 2015 at 4:30 am

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Homeless Nutter - November 10, 2015 at 7:01 am

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Gawdzilla - November 10, 2015 at 7:17 am

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by paulpablo - November 10, 2015 at 8:46 am

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Fidel_Castronaut - November 10, 2015 at 8:37 am

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Minimalist - November 10, 2015 at 12:50 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Gawdzilla - November 10, 2015 at 9:19 am

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by FreeTony - November 10, 2015 at 9:44 am

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by vorlon13 - November 10, 2015 at 10:55 am

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Faith No More - November 10, 2015 at 11:08 am

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by vorlon13 - November 10, 2015 at 11:11 am

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by houseofcantor - November 10, 2015 at 11:36 am

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Clueless Morgan - November 10, 2015 at 12:17 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Faith No More - November 10, 2015 at 12:23 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Aroura - November 11, 2015 at 3:47 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Minimalist - November 12, 2015 at 1:14 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Thumpalumpacus - November 12, 2015 at 7:48 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Minimalist - November 12, 2015 at 8:23 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Thumpalumpacus - November 12, 2015 at 11:04 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by paulpablo - November 12, 2015 at 3:37 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Aroura - November 12, 2015 at 7:41 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by AFTT47 - November 10, 2015 at 12:43 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Thumpalumpacus - November 10, 2015 at 1:34 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Crossless1 - November 10, 2015 at 1:48 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Minimalist - November 11, 2015 at 1:35 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by JesusHChrist - November 11, 2015 at 2:05 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Crossless1 - November 11, 2015 at 2:13 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by brewer - November 11, 2015 at 3:31 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by SteelCurtain - November 11, 2015 at 3:39 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Reforged - November 11, 2015 at 3:50 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Longhorn - November 11, 2015 at 3:55 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by jenny1972 - November 11, 2015 at 4:25 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by C the LYTE - November 12, 2015 at 1:12 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Aroura - November 12, 2015 at 8:07 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by robvalue - November 12, 2015 at 11:04 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Wyrd of Gawd - November 12, 2015 at 11:09 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Thumpalumpacus - November 12, 2015 at 11:19 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Lemonvariable72 - November 12, 2015 at 11:47 pm

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by Thumpalumpacus - November 13, 2015 at 12:09 am

RE: Starbucks Red cups and the "War on Christmas". - by robvalue - November 15, 2015 at 8:10 am

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