(November 17, 2015 at 11:58 am)robvalue Wrote: Jesus was, and is, locked in my basement and fed a diet of muesli and cauliflower.
Then you're doing it wrong, Rob. Threaten him with nothing but pork 24/7. Either he eats only grudgingly and after holding out as long as he can stand it (Jew with a breaking point), he starves to death (Jew committed to Mosaic law), or he eats without hesitation and lends credence to Christian claims that the Law really was superseded in his view.
Put the needs of humanity to get this shit sorted out above your own petty desire for a sex slave. Is that too much to ask?