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Intelligent Atheists: Who/What Was Jesus?

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RE: Intelligent Atheists: Who/What Was Jesus?

November 18, 2015 at 6:47 pm (This post was last modified: November 18, 2015 at 6:51 pm by Edwardo Piet.)

Actually he was autosexual.

If believing you are the son of God isn't wanting to fuck your own brains out I don't know what is.

Not many people know this but.... that's actually the reason he's often referred to as: Jesus Fucking Christ

From the Wiktionary definition of "autosexual":

Quote:A person who has sex with himself or herself; one aroused by his or her own body.

My bolding Wink

Wink

Jesus made himself horny.

Don't believe me? "Pics or it didn't happen" I hear you say?

: [Image: jesus_fucking_christ.jpg]

[Image: jesus_fucking_christ.jpg]

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Intelligent Atheists: Who/What Was Jesus? - by Cleo - November 17, 2015 at 12:15 am

RE: Intelligent Atheists: Who/What Was Jesus? - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 12:20 am

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