^ Haha Butters.
I use a three step process. No look/check is necessary. Sitting down. I cannot imagine a world in which people stand up to wipe their butts.
Step 1) About 5-10 sheets of TP, balled up, to do the heavy duty work.
Step 2) Baby wipe. <--- This is the most important step.
Step 3) 2-3 sheets of TP to pat the bootyhole dry.
I use a three step process. No look/check is necessary. Sitting down. I cannot imagine a world in which people stand up to wipe their butts.
Step 1) About 5-10 sheets of TP, balled up, to do the heavy duty work.
Step 2) Baby wipe. <--- This is the most important step.
Step 3) 2-3 sheets of TP to pat the bootyhole dry.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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