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What’s your age and butt size
November 26, 2017 at 8:17 pm
I’m 32 and my butt measures 14 tacos in the last month and a half, plus a few beers, decimal... a couple squatts and half a protein shake. I feel like my butt is a bit small compared to my mom’s, yet round enough to be considered a booty. I think my booty reflects my age, even though I feel more immature while hoping everyone says, “Say whaaaaaaaat? Nah, giiiirl! You’re like, soooo mature.” So, hey, I’m curious, ya know? I was just laying here and curiosity came upon me and has been nagging me all day. I wonder how old these people are and how much their butts measure. How old are you and do you have a butt, booty, or bomb-biggidy-bum?
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
November 26, 2017 at 8:20 pm
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I can take a 2 liter pepsi bottle . . .
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
November 26, 2017 at 8:22 pm
My wife has a great boopy sort of butt. I have .. well .. nothing.
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
November 26, 2017 at 8:24 pm
41, and what the actual f*** how do you even measure my twisted, gnarled, silly putty mass of a body, of which my butt is a missized part?
I will say I'm 5ft10 and carb-addicted (if that's a thing).
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
November 26, 2017 at 8:30 pm
Butt size is a thang, mmmmmay? Only confident people will post in my thread.
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
November 26, 2017 at 8:31 pm
Age 34. My butt is spankable, that's all that's important. Right now i'm going to get my butt to sleep, i'm tired.
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
November 26, 2017 at 8:37 pm
When you just read a title that says what's your age and butt size and there's two hidden content boxes without even an ass picture under either of them. That's disappointment.
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