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Poll: When I poop... This poll is closed.
I wipe my butt while still sitting on the toilet.	55.56%	15	55.56%
I stand up off the toilet into a sort of standing squat position of wipe my butt.	22.22%	6	22.22%
I first wipe sitting on the toilet, and then stand into a squat to finish the job for optimum access by doing it from both angles.	7.41%	2	7.41%
Other (please explain wiping technique)	14.81%	4	14.81%
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Butt Wiping Techniques

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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques

November 22, 2015 at 11:27 pm

This came up some time ago, and I grossed out a friend with this revelation:

I've been known to blow my nose on a hank of TP, and then use it as intended. For some reason, my friend was disgusted by this, apparently the possibility of commingling snot and poo was more than he could tolerate.

Idunno, maybe not everyone does it, but is it really an issue ??

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Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 1:27 pm

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