(November 22, 2015 at 10:47 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: What Id really like is to have a bidet. Now those are money. After pooping you wipe to get the poop particles off, and then you transfer over to the bidet to actually wash the whole perennial area with soap and water.
I never really understood how to use a bidet. It seems like so much more work than tp or baby wipes seeing as how you have to get a towel of some kind involved to dry afterwards. When I was on my study abroad in Italy I used the bidet to shave my legs.
As for me, I'm a sitting (one cheek lifted) front to back wiper (hygiene reasons). If things got messy I have baby wipes at home. If I'm not at home I wipe until clean. Don't want that shit on my undies. When I ran on my lunch breaks I Had baby wipes with me all the time so I could take baby wipe baths after, but I took them out a long time ago so now wiping is always dry at work.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
