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Butt Wiping Techniques

Poll: When I poop...
This poll is closed.
I wipe my butt while still sitting on the toilet.
55.56%
 15 55.56%
I stand up off the toilet into a sort of standing squat position of wipe my butt.
22.22%
 6 22.22%
I first wipe sitting on the toilet, and then stand into a squat to finish the job for optimum access by doing it from both angles.
7.41%
 2 7.41%
Other (please explain wiping technique)
14.81%
 4 14.81%
Total 27 vote(s) 100%
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Butt Wiping Techniques
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
November 23, 2015 at 1:00 am
(November 22, 2015 at 11:08 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(November 22, 2015 at 10:47 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: What Id really like is to have a bidet. Now those are money. After pooping you wipe to get the poop particles off, and then you transfer over to the bidet to actually wash the whole perennial area with soap and water.

I am pretty sure the water pressure from a bidet would be enough to power wash the rear end.

And just use the Karcher for the stubborn dags only! I like the way you think!
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Butt Wiping Techniques

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Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 1:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Exian - November 21, 2015 at 1:37 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 1:55 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Cato - November 21, 2015 at 1:48 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Minimalist - November 21, 2015 at 2:11 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Thumpalumpacus - November 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 2:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Bob Kelso - February 6, 2016 at 8:13 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Whateverist - November 23, 2015 at 3:28 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Thumpalumpacus - November 23, 2015 at 4:34 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 23, 2015 at 7:24 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 23, 2015 at 9:51 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 21, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 21, 2015 at 2:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 2:30 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Iroscato - November 21, 2015 at 2:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 21, 2015 at 2:29 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 21, 2015 at 2:33 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Exian - November 21, 2015 at 2:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 21, 2015 at 2:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 21, 2015 at 10:50 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by downbeatplumb - November 21, 2015 at 2:38 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by brewer - November 21, 2015 at 3:05 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 6:10 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by robvalue - November 21, 2015 at 3:15 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 21, 2015 at 6:20 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 21, 2015 at 6:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by zebo-the-fat - November 22, 2015 at 7:50 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 22, 2015 at 8:24 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 22, 2015 at 10:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 22, 2015 at 11:08 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 1:00 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 23, 2015 at 1:14 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Clueless Morgan - November 23, 2015 at 12:57 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Brakeman - November 23, 2015 at 1:08 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 22, 2015 at 11:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 12:58 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Clueless Morgan - November 23, 2015 at 1:07 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 4:55 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Whateverist - November 23, 2015 at 9:50 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 23, 2015 at 10:11 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 3, 2016 at 9:55 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 3, 2016 at 9:59 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 3, 2016 at 10:30 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 3, 2016 at 10:39 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 3, 2016 at 11:00 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 3, 2016 at 11:13 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by The Valkyrie - February 3, 2016 at 11:14 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Tiberius - February 4, 2016 at 1:20 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 4, 2016 at 2:37 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by TheRealJoeFish - February 4, 2016 at 1:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 4, 2016 at 9:09 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by brewer - February 5, 2016 at 9:03 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 4, 2016 at 1:25 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - February 4, 2016 at 1:45 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by emjay - February 4, 2016 at 9:22 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by pocaracas - February 4, 2016 at 9:31 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 4, 2016 at 8:06 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by pocaracas - February 4, 2016 at 8:23 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 4, 2016 at 8:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Tiberius - February 4, 2016 at 1:24 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 4, 2016 at 7:19 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by FatAndFaithless - February 4, 2016 at 1:29 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 4, 2016 at 1:45 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 4, 2016 at 3:52 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 5, 2016 at 4:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:32 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:33 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 5, 2016 at 9:38 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:41 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:39 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:43 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:46 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:49 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 5, 2016 at 9:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 5, 2016 at 11:14 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 11:22 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 5, 2016 at 11:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 5, 2016 at 11:45 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 12:08 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Reforged - February 5, 2016 at 11:30 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 11:54 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 12:09 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 6, 2016 at 12:10 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 6:39 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 6:40 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 6:52 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 6:54 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 7:17 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 10:33 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 7:18 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 10:28 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 7:21 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 7:21 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 7:29 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 7:59 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 6, 2016 at 10:48 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 2:12 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 6, 2016 at 2:32 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by God of Mr. Hanky - February 6, 2016 at 3:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 4:00 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 6, 2016 at 8:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 8:24 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Fireball - February 7, 2016 at 1:14 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by FebruaryOfReason - February 7, 2016 at 10:28 am
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:48 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 10:57 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:04 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 11:16 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:21 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:24 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:00 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:48 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:49 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:50 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:06 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:51 pm
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 11:06 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:07 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:08 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:09 pm
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 11:15 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:19 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:25 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 8, 2016 at 12:01 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:39 pm
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 11:39 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 8, 2016 at 12:00 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 8, 2016 at 12:27 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 8, 2016 at 1:20 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by WinterHold - February 8, 2016 at 12:14 pm

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